What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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Mullets

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Women's Professional _________

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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