- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??