It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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