- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

wael.. nuff said

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

What did david give back? Nothing.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

I will create more jobs for americans

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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