How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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