No!

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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