Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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