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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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do you have a wife?

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Three black men were walking...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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