Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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