Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Anti Joke

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