- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do u call a apple a apple

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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