Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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ur gey

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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