Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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No.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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