a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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pull my finger (farts)

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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2 + 2 = 4

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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