If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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PEANIS!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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