That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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