Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Where's the dick??? east

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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