why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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