Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Life

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Jake. Walsh.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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