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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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