Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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all jokes aside...

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you first

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A man makes a sandwich.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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