- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

womens rights.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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