- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

I was Born ready I was born naked.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

You idiot thats 9 letters

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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