What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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