- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

You just read this ..

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

He--Hey guys

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

hey hey apple

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

I once did something.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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