Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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