No your aunties a joke

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Bags of delicious poop.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Who is John Galt?

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What can hitler cook well Steak

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

5 Italian guys from Long Island

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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