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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

A man walks into a vagina

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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