- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Justin Beiber's Talent.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

British Dentistry

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

hi penis ham telephone

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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