ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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