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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

In soviet russia, roses are violet

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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