- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Your grandma's cookies.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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