hey, my names mark.

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women sports....

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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