What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Your dads dead. lol

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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you suck

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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wanna here a joke? you.

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A Fat Kenyan

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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