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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

The NBA and womens sports

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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