- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

dyslexics of the world untie!

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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