- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Who has no penis Religious Believers

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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