- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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