- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A man buys a prius

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

what did the old lady die of old age...

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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