- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Pickles are moist.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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