Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Wright flyer

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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