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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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