If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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I LIKE TRAINS

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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