- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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