- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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