Justin Bieber

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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anus

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lol

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Jovan

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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like if your cool

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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how did the man die he didnt

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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