- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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