- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

I have a gay camel

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Thumbs this up

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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