What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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kesha is a virgin.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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ugvvvvvv

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Donald Trump

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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