Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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