- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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