- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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