how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

David Cameron

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

sorry got to poo

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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