What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Andoni was here

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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