- Anti Joke

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Whats worse than suicide? death

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

time to spruce up!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.