- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's brown an sticky Shit

what's black and can't swim?

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

9/11 my birthday

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Whats green? The color green.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What's better than a stick? A stone

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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