- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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