How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Screw it you write the joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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